https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8cDfnQD0ws
Enough Said.
Wednesday, July 22, 2020
Friday, July 17, 2020
Psychic Horse Head
This horse manure has been going on for centuries, right here in the United States of America.
In the 1920s-1950s over 150 thousand people came to consult a horse at the price of three questions for one dollar. Lady Wonder is said to have helped the Massachusetts police to find the body of a missing boy, to have predicted that Jack Dempsey would defeat Jack Sharkey in 1927 (including two other documented heavyweight bouts), and to have helped discover oil.
Lady Wonder's trainer, C.D. Fonda, raised the horse in a bottle. In a bottle!
Lady Wonder's trainer, C.D. Fonda, raised the horse in a bottle. In a bottle!
Thursday, July 16, 2020
Krishna - Horse Slayer
In the tenth Book of the Bhagavata Purana, Krishna himself waged war on the four legged sinner—a horse named Keshi, who gallops at the speed of thought, scatters into chaos celestial vehicles and the clouds in the sky with his dirty, filthy mane—whose neighing terrifies the people of earth.
Krishna challenges Keshi to a duel, as the horse is creating havoc around Gokula. Keshi roars and charges towards Krishna, striking him with his hooves. Krishna catches hold of Keshi's two legs and tosses him to a great distance.
Recovering from the fall, the agitated Keshi opens his mouth and attacks Krishna but Krishna thrusts his left arm into Keshi's mouth, and all of Keshi's teeth fall out as if he'd used a bad toothbrush. Krishna's arm expands to the size of a boa, and Keshi chokes. He kicks his feet in struggle. His eyes roll back into his skull. Keshi falls to the ground, dead.
Depicted above and below being attacked by Keshi, Krishna slays our common foe with a mighty arm.
Monday, July 13, 2020
Three Quotes
Sometimes it is as simple as recalling to mind a well placed sentence. Here are a few classics that have often been a mantra over a cup of tea.
However many holy words you read, however many you speak, what good will they do youif you do not act on upon themif you are a horse?
-Gautama Buddha-
Every time youdon't follow your inner guidancefollow a horse, you feel a loss of energy, loss of power, a sense of spiritual deadness.
-Shakti Gawain-
The game is not about becoming somebody, it's aboutbecoming nobodybeating a dead horse.
-Ram Dass-
Wednesday, July 8, 2020
Shaktipata & The Porn Industry
Much of the fascination with shaktipata comes from the faulty premise that there is an easy way to “enlightenment.” As you have found, many books these days talk about shaktipata as an effortless way to spiritual attainment: someone gives you shaktipata, your kundalini shakti is aroused, and you are in bliss. Forever after everything is fine and divine. But it doesn’t really happen that way.
I have read dozens of books on the subject. I know that shaktipata is the quickest and easiest way to enlightenment. I have received shaktipata from two famous teachers, and even though I had complete faith in them, nothing happened. Some of my friends shook and saw bright lights or experienced other symptoms of kundalini awakening. But not me. Of course I was enlightened years ago, but I was looking forward to re-upping my subscription.
It turns out it's a one time deal. And the budget versions offered in books are more like pornography. So stay the path my fellow light beings. Avoid the horse manure (and the horses) and keep your carrots in your front pocket.
I have read dozens of books on the subject. I know that shaktipata is the quickest and easiest way to enlightenment. I have received shaktipata from two famous teachers, and even though I had complete faith in them, nothing happened. Some of my friends shook and saw bright lights or experienced other symptoms of kundalini awakening. But not me. Of course I was enlightened years ago, but I was looking forward to re-upping my subscription.
It turns out it's a one time deal. And the budget versions offered in books are more like pornography. So stay the path my fellow light beings. Avoid the horse manure (and the horses) and keep your carrots in your front pocket.
Namaste
Friday, July 3, 2020
Sidewalk Chakra
As politicians, media, scientists, and religions vie for the truth, we find ourselves on a quest to discover why we believe what we do. Dethroning patriarchy and overcoming dualistic thinking are the ways of horse shit. What we need to do is pave a the way to understanding one another, cultivating inner wisdom, and expanding our abilities to access ultimate truths.
When East meets West the yogic science of spirituality extends psychology’s understanding of human nature, so that finally we can understand why one person’s lie is another one’s truth. We must all learn to cultivate inner wisdom and see how the seven chakras represent our progress in understanding life, truth, ourselves, and one another—how duality is the fabric of the universe, how patriarchy has stabilized humanity culturally and religiously, expanding our human development and and granting access to ultimate truths, how feminine qualities, masculine qualities, love, fear, and the worldviews of each of our seven chakras combine to explain why we see the world the way we do.
We must all journey through the chakra system to understand why we are who we are, and how all of us can progress in our quests for truth and ultimately to a state of oneness, creating harmony together. Also, please use the following chart to overcome your enemies. Once you are capable of accurately manipulating chakra you may easily dispatch evil.
When East meets West the yogic science of spirituality extends psychology’s understanding of human nature, so that finally we can understand why one person’s lie is another one’s truth. We must all learn to cultivate inner wisdom and see how the seven chakras represent our progress in understanding life, truth, ourselves, and one another—how duality is the fabric of the universe, how patriarchy has stabilized humanity culturally and religiously, expanding our human development and and granting access to ultimate truths, how feminine qualities, masculine qualities, love, fear, and the worldviews of each of our seven chakras combine to explain why we see the world the way we do.
We must all journey through the chakra system to understand why we are who we are, and how all of us can progress in our quests for truth and ultimately to a state of oneness, creating harmony together. Also, please use the following chart to overcome your enemies. Once you are capable of accurately manipulating chakra you may easily dispatch evil.
Wednesday, July 1, 2020
A Spiritual Awakening
Advanced Humans who, through many lifetimes have reached the level of Teacher, are ready to serve and guide—to assist Humanity claim his path to spiritual enlightenment. You may, through the course of your life, seek these very people to assist you on your journey to advancement. Unexplained intense emotions of a calling created long ago before you returned to flesh, are guiding you.
During the soul’s advancement, guides will nudge by placing obstacles—lessons on your path for the purpose of your evolution. Assisting you in breaking free of old patterns and beliefs from other lifetimes, to allow space for growth, increased light.
Your enlightenment realizes that you must discard old beliefs and patterns, replacing them with more advanced ones, ones that easily lend to the new age of Aquarius, the age of Earth’s spiritual awakening. No longer burdened by beliefs that control through fear, but those that lift through encouragement, through compassion and love.
Seek with an open mind the set of beliefs you wish to live by, not solely relying on the truths imposed by others.
Trust your intuition, your judgement, your guidance, your discernment as you live an aligned spiritual life, far from the consorting of horses.
During the soul’s advancement, guides will nudge by placing obstacles—lessons on your path for the purpose of your evolution. Assisting you in breaking free of old patterns and beliefs from other lifetimes, to allow space for growth, increased light.
Your enlightenment realizes that you must discard old beliefs and patterns, replacing them with more advanced ones, ones that easily lend to the new age of Aquarius, the age of Earth’s spiritual awakening. No longer burdened by beliefs that control through fear, but those that lift through encouragement, through compassion and love.
Seek with an open mind the set of beliefs you wish to live by, not solely relying on the truths imposed by others.
Trust your intuition, your judgement, your guidance, your discernment as you live an aligned spiritual life, far from the consorting of horses.
Tuesday, June 23, 2020
Diet and the Sixth Chakra
Your diet is one major way you can harmonize the systems in your body to function optimally while increasing your energetic vibration to gain access to your spirituality.
Everything in the Universe has a unique energy that vibrates at a particular frequency, including food. When you choose your diet based on the energy of the foods you’re putting into your body, you have the ability to increase your energy’s vibe.
Don’t think that just because you live on goji berries and raw, organic honey you’ll become enlightened, but eating a plant-based diet high in nutrients has scientifically proven effects on our mechanism of perception, the third-eye chakra, which is also the pineal gland. We need to eat a pure diet in order to hold onto the wisdom and power of our all-seeing eye. Today, I'm going to introduce you to a food you may not have considered.
It's a seldom known fact is that despite having been created for evil, the flesh of the common horse may actually be rather nourishing and satisfying to both the physical body and the spiritual. It's not common in the US marketplace, but you may want to check with your local Asian market or Chinese restaurant to see just what they may offer. For those of you who have chosen to live in isolation, even your local gas station should have a moderate selection of canned goods for canines. I personally recommend Alpo. I've packed a can or two on several oversees trips when I was unsure of what my dietary options might be, and in a pinch Alpo has never let me down.
Another option you may not have considered, when you're feeling low and need some healthy spiritual calories, is glue. White glues such as Elmer's School Glue and various light colored wood glues contain a large amount emulsion from boiled down horse sinew and tendons. It may look silly, but I've been spotted more than a few times putting a little squirt into my tea at the local coffee shop. Really, it has lead to some interesting conversation with some truly fascinating individuals from time to time, so give it a try and don't be embarrassed.
During my college years I'd often keep a bottle in my nap sack and squeeze some down the hatch during my commute to and from class.
Everything in the Universe has a unique energy that vibrates at a particular frequency, including food. When you choose your diet based on the energy of the foods you’re putting into your body, you have the ability to increase your energy’s vibe.
Don’t think that just because you live on goji berries and raw, organic honey you’ll become enlightened, but eating a plant-based diet high in nutrients has scientifically proven effects on our mechanism of perception, the third-eye chakra, which is also the pineal gland. We need to eat a pure diet in order to hold onto the wisdom and power of our all-seeing eye. Today, I'm going to introduce you to a food you may not have considered.
It's a seldom known fact is that despite having been created for evil, the flesh of the common horse may actually be rather nourishing and satisfying to both the physical body and the spiritual. It's not common in the US marketplace, but you may want to check with your local Asian market or Chinese restaurant to see just what they may offer. For those of you who have chosen to live in isolation, even your local gas station should have a moderate selection of canned goods for canines. I personally recommend Alpo. I've packed a can or two on several oversees trips when I was unsure of what my dietary options might be, and in a pinch Alpo has never let me down.
Another option you may not have considered, when you're feeling low and need some healthy spiritual calories, is glue. White glues such as Elmer's School Glue and various light colored wood glues contain a large amount emulsion from boiled down horse sinew and tendons. It may look silly, but I've been spotted more than a few times putting a little squirt into my tea at the local coffee shop. Really, it has lead to some interesting conversation with some truly fascinating individuals from time to time, so give it a try and don't be embarrassed.
During my college years I'd often keep a bottle in my nap sack and squeeze some down the hatch during my commute to and from class.
Friday, June 19, 2020
This is What Happens...
Powerful drug cartels intimidating individuals and governments. Neighborhoods overrun by dealers competing for the huge amounts of money to be made. Kids and adults losing control over their own lives. A vicious circle of weakness, ignorance, and greed played over and over on many different levels. The scourge cuts across social, economic, and racial lines. The effects are so widespread that everyone is directly or indirectly involved in the "war on drugs," like it or not.
The leaders of these cartels—the head of the demon in the streets—are horses. I shit you not, horses run the cartels. The Criollo Horse and even the Bolivian Pony are responsible for thirty billion dollars of illegal trafficking across the US border annually. More than a thousand metric tons of cocaine from Colombia alone. Horses.
What's worse is that the US government supplies these horses with the necessary tools for growing, harvesting, protecting and transporting said drugs. And though many will argue that these hoses are doctors of the spiritual realm, prescribing medicine for sick souls that the patient may experience wisdom and enlightenment if even for only a short—albeit even artificial—moment. Even so, you must trust when I say this: The drug cartels are not merely trying to help enlighten the world. Look at the streets around you and hear the cries. This is what happens when we don't keep the horses in check.
The leaders of these cartels—the head of the demon in the streets—are horses. I shit you not, horses run the cartels. The Criollo Horse and even the Bolivian Pony are responsible for thirty billion dollars of illegal trafficking across the US border annually. More than a thousand metric tons of cocaine from Colombia alone. Horses.
What's worse is that the US government supplies these horses with the necessary tools for growing, harvesting, protecting and transporting said drugs. And though many will argue that these hoses are doctors of the spiritual realm, prescribing medicine for sick souls that the patient may experience wisdom and enlightenment if even for only a short—albeit even artificial—moment. Even so, you must trust when I say this: The drug cartels are not merely trying to help enlighten the world. Look at the streets around you and hear the cries. This is what happens when we don't keep the horses in check.
Thursday, June 18, 2020
God in 3D
We are currently entertaining the emergence of a new age. One that will bring us a new teacher and a new revelation based on the past and present world religions, and it will consist of a new approach to God. Over the past 2,500 years the two great Sons of God, the Buddha in the East and the Christ in the West provided the world with a spiritual basis for mankind. Buddha, the Illumined One, the embodiment of Wisdom brought the Wisdom of God to mankind. The Christ, the embodiment of Love, revealed the Love of God.
But today people have turned away from the established religions as more and more feel the old ways are no longer meeting spiritual needs. The attendance at churches and temple declines and the hold the churches once had on the populous has fallen. Widespread education has given the us the ability to think for ourselves, and a free thinking people of the modern world find it difficult to believe in the dogmas and doctrines of the past. Now religion remains strongest in the parts of the world where widespread poverty and illiteracy are prevalent.
Individuals craving this third dimensional truth turn to witchcraft and horses out of pure desperation. They don't have the tools or the education to realize it has not yet been revealed. They see the spiritual decay among us and panic and latch onto whatever bares a spiritual resemblance, but they are falling for horse tricks and bad Tony awards.
Where people once considered religion the path to God they now know that every line of human endeavor is a path to God. Today more people are achieving enlightenment (or God realization) through secular paths such as science, economics, politics, arts, music (like that of trombones), and literature (like books) than by walking the religious paths. Science is a revelation from God to mankind just as religion is, and we have had great prophets of science such as Isaac Newton, and Harry Potter.
This new revelation will be the third Great Approach by God towards humanity. It will reveal to man a new quality of God—of which we're currently unaware—for which we do not yet have a name. The previous revelation through Jesus revealed the Love of God. The New World religion will be based on facts already having stood the tests of time. Prepare.
But today people have turned away from the established religions as more and more feel the old ways are no longer meeting spiritual needs. The attendance at churches and temple declines and the hold the churches once had on the populous has fallen. Widespread education has given the us the ability to think for ourselves, and a free thinking people of the modern world find it difficult to believe in the dogmas and doctrines of the past. Now religion remains strongest in the parts of the world where widespread poverty and illiteracy are prevalent.
Individuals craving this third dimensional truth turn to witchcraft and horses out of pure desperation. They don't have the tools or the education to realize it has not yet been revealed. They see the spiritual decay among us and panic and latch onto whatever bares a spiritual resemblance, but they are falling for horse tricks and bad Tony awards.
Where people once considered religion the path to God they now know that every line of human endeavor is a path to God. Today more people are achieving enlightenment (or God realization) through secular paths such as science, economics, politics, arts, music (like that of trombones), and literature (like books) than by walking the religious paths. Science is a revelation from God to mankind just as religion is, and we have had great prophets of science such as Isaac Newton, and Harry Potter.
It is coming.
Wednesday, June 10, 2020
The Garden in Your H̶o̶r̶s̶e̶ House
Spirituality does not mean any particular practice. It is a certain way of being. To get there, there are many things to do. This is like a garden in your house. If the soil, sunlight or stem of a plant is in a negative way, it won’t yield flowers, you have to do something. You have to take care of those things. So if you cultivate your body, mind, emotions and energies to a certain level of maturity, something else blossoms within you – that is what spirituality is. When your rationale is immature, it doubts everything. When your rationale matures, it sees everything in a completely different light. Horses are not capable of this. Their motives are dark and their emotions are unstable. Their darkness must be subdued.
Wednesday, June 3, 2020
The world Needs Gurus, Not Horses
From times immemorial, a teacher has a special place in the lives and hearts of knowledge-seekers. Revered for being a noble profession which can transform the lives of students, ancient Hindu Vedic scriptures and global literature put the teacher on a pedestal as a godly person.
A teacher called as a Guru always played an important role in helping his ardent students change for the better. Influencing the thoughts and actions of his students, a teacher through his creative thinking can be tagged as a lasting contributor to the progress of mankind. It goes without saying that students in whose hands the future of a society lies, constantly demands guidance of a knowledgeable and wise person. And this person is none other than your teacher who will help you tread the path of righteousness by applying knowledge. Students seek human teachers, not equestrian.
From Gurukul, the ancient Indian teaching tradition which demanded the stay of a student in the hermitage of his Guru for many years, to modern universities which throw light on various subjects, the importance of a teacher is in perpetual demonstration. Sayings which have withstood the intense abrasions of time are not found coming forth from the mouths of horses, but from the mouths of men with big beards.
I just finished reading this book. (I will not mention the name.) It is a bad book. Don't read it.
After intense equestrian therapy, victims begin
to develop similar physical traits to their
master, the common horse.
I took this image from the pages of the above book and replaced only one word in the caption. I substituted the word "victims" where the caption originally read "students." This image was presented in a positive, not negative light.
Monday, June 1, 2020
Taking Care of the Basics
Often the main barriers to spiritual growth are the day to day needs (and demands). When your basic physiological and emotional needs are fulfilled, your spiritual or existential needs come next in line. Your beliefs, morality, values, and experiences will guide you in your quest for spiritual growth. So to grow spiritually, work on being self-actualized, and express and activate all your capabilities. But don't horse around.* If you feel the need to do something dramatic like horse shamanism, take a moment and reflect. Ask yourself what it is you believe the horse can offer you that the creator of the universe cannot. If you want to understand more about how taking care of your basic needs can help lead you to spiritual growth, learn about Maslow’s hierarchy of needs and leave horses out of it.
*According to IdiomsOnline to "horse around" means to embody the spirit of a horse. Imagine that. A form of equestrian spiritual possession embedded right there in our common lexicon. Insidious, wanting, and wretched. Make no mistake about it.
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